Sarah Palin took the time to sit down with me and explain her plans for a Forth Reich. She didn’t actually say anything about a Forth Reich but we will just assume the worst because that is what we American people are good at.
Sarah’s Bio: This is not about her stench but about her life. She is still in college, she think George Bush is a dragon and she likes rabbits. Enjoy this Famous Interview!
Mel: The United States is deeply unpopular in Pakistan. Do you think the Pakistani government is protecting al Qaeda within its borders?
Palin: I think the idea of Democracy is fine, I just think we need more oversight so that we can root out corruption.
Mel: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?
Palin: There are connections. You just aren’t perceiving them.
Mel: So you really don’t have foreign policy experience?
Palin: Nope. Neither do you.
Mel: Yeah but I am just an online personality. You are a politician.
Palin: Ef you.
Mel: You recently said three times that you would never, quote, “second guess” Israel if that country decided to attack Iran. Why not?
Palin: You cannot possibly begin to understand how superior I am to you.
Mel: Do you look sexy in a bikini?
Palin: I look like a bunny.
Mel: Like a Playboy Bunny?
Palin: More.
Mel: Most people don’t own a passport but being the hippocrates that they are they wanted to ask why you didn’t have one. Does this mean you hate the world?
Palin: Stupid people don’t know they are stupid.
Mel: Who is stupid? The world or the American people?
Palin: I agree. You should see the bathroom in my dorm!
Mel: Are you still in college?
Palin: Yes.
Mel: What do you think of Drink the Kool-Aid canidate Ahmnodt Heare?
Palin: I think George Bush is a dragon.
Mel: Are you the Whore of Babylon?
Palin: I am a white rabbit, but not the white rabbit.
Mel: What would you like to say to the American people?
Palin: You’re very demanding and think you’re always right.
Mel: What would you like to say to Katie Couric?
Palin: Hm, do you have a dog?
Mel: So you are comparing Katie to a dog?
Palin: Yes.
Mel: Give us one last word of wisdom.
Palin: *hug*.
[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
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She neither confirms nor denies the existence of Ahmnodt.
Yeah, she gave the stereotypical answer that every politician gives. She changed the subject to George Bush and how he is so much like a dragon.
Just because I do not belong to the Tea Party and do not drink tea doesn’t mena I belong to the Kool-Aid Party and drink Kool-Aid,
Maybe you should start drinking the Kool-Aid. That is the endorsement of the future. One day all those little kids who love grape Kool-Aid just might cast their vote for you.