Who knew that Superman could be such a comedian? I know I sure didn’t… actually, I’m still not convinced. His kryptonite is green but it comes in the form something granny would bake. Also, he has a weird fascination of ninjas. Enjoy the Superman interview!
Scholar Mel: Superman, what is your kryptonite?
Superman: Apple pie. What is your favorite kind?
Scholar Mel: American Apple Pie.
Superman: Should I try to get back with my ex-girlfriend?
Scholar Mel: Lois Lane?
Superman: Are you really 16.
Scholar Mel: I’m in my thirties. Are you a pervert?
Superman: In the void.
Scholar Mel: Are you faster than a speeding bullet?
Superman: I just want to know what that means.
Scholar Mel: I know, me too. Because if you are faster than a speeding bullet would it really matter. Because if you were to stop and let the speeding bullet hit you, wouldn’t it fall to the ground in a fine powdery dust?
Superman: Oranges?? Where did they come from?? We were not talking about oranges.
Scholar Mel: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Superman: I’ll try another joke. My wife has gone to the West Indies.
Scholar Mel: Why did she go to the West Indies?
Superman: She knows less about NINET.
Scholar Mel: I don’t get it? What is NINET?
Superman: Aren’t you glad I didn’t say banana?
Scholar Mel: That was my joke.
Superman: Really?!
Scholar Mel: Why do you wear a cape?
Superman: I can’t see clearly without them.
Scholar Mel: Why do you wear your underwear on the outside of your pants?
Superman: I wear shades because my eyes are purple and my hair is like this because Ninjas attacked it.
Scholar Mel: Did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles attack you?
Superman: That’s amazing, I am a cheerleader!
Scholar Mel: Yeah, you’re a Dallas Cowgirl.
Superman: I don’t even know what sport that is.
Scholar Mel: What do you have to say to all your comic fans out there?
Superman: If, I don’t say anything, would that be counted as a thought crime?
Scholar Mel: Yes. So tell us something!
Superman: In the future, there will be robots.
Scholar Mel: Tell us a proverb.
Superman: Ninja.
Scholar Mel: Are there any last words you would like to tell us?
Superman: Yes, would you like to hear them?
Scholar Mel: Yes.
Superman: Ok then, so an Irish man walks out of a bar…
[Disclaimer: What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]
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Why does superman wear a cape. I mean I never actually have seen him use it except to float in the wind looking cool.
When I was interviewing him he insisted on floating 3 feet above ground with a fan blowing on him.
I do that with my hair.
Are you sure you interviewed Superman or a mad cow?
It was Superman but he was munching on a steak. Hmm…
He hasn’t been the same since he denounced his American citizenship. I hope he’s OK.
For me he hasn’t been the same since Superman 3 where he got drunk.
He’s totally jealous of Batman.
You can just tell.
Scared of a man who doesn’t have any super powers? Wow, Superman has low self-esteem.
I think Superman spent a little too much time with some kryptonite before your interview.
You mean apple pie.
Superman looks weird without a cape. If I was a super-villain I’d just try to steal his clothes. He’s gotta have more costumes stashed somewhere.
Maybe DC will let you write for them so this can happen
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I checked out the modification. Looks awesome!
Hey if you’re looking for a good ad plugin check out Ad Squares Widget.
That’s what I use.
That’s only if you’re interested.
I’ll have a look as I didn’t think of looking for an ad plugin. I just used a text widget & used the photobucket html code
The plugin I mention requires you have at least two ad spots.
I also upload the photo to my own media. It will load quicker than if you are using photobucket.