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Famous Interviews (10) Lawrence Taylor

Mel Ancholy — Thu, 06 May 2010 19:13:21 +0000

Welcome to another addition of Famous Interview with your host Mel Ancholy! Our latest guest Lawrence Taylor has been accused of raping a 15 year old girl. His favorite team is the Miami Dolphins and his hobbies include bomb making and hooking up on Facebook. Enjoy!

Mel: Well you have been accused of doing something stupid. How do you feel?

Taylor: No I have not. Who have I murdered?

Mel: Wow Taylor! It was rape, not murder!

Taylor: So its just a casual fling then.

Mel: Wow again! Are you innocent or not?

Taylor: I’m not.

Mel: So cased closed?

Taylor: Do you play any sports?

Mel: I played a little football in my day. What sports are you into?

Taylor: How do you make c4.

Mel: I don’t think you should be making a bomb considering you are already in enough trouble.

Taylor: That means no?

Mel: Changing topics. Who do you think will win the next Super Bowl?

Taylor: I think you are going to win the Super Bowl.

Mel: I don’t play. What team will win the Super Bowl?

Taylor: My team will Go Dolphins!!!

Mel: I thought your team was the New York Giants.

Taylor: Clever… Like a fox. No, but seriously, it is the lemur.

Mel: How many friends do you have on Facebook?

Taylor: 7.

Mel: How many friends do you have in real life?

Taylor: 517.

Mel: Is 56 your favorite number?

Taylor: 7.

Mel: Oh, you wanted to be a Quarterback with that number. What are you plans for the future?

Taylor: It’s my day off and I have to pay bills and do some other annoying errands.

Mel: Anything you want to say to your accusers?

Taylor: It’s coming, and it better have flying cars.

Mel: Thanks for the interview!

Taylor: Thank you for your time. See ya later.

Mel: See you in prison.

Taylor: Hey I’m not in prison.

Mel: Yet.

Taylor: I will though.

What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.

Brett Favre Wins NFL MVP In 2020 At Age 50

Mel Ancholy — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 06:48:02 +0000

In my opinion this was the best commercial of the night. Super Bowl commercials are pretty lame to begin with so it wasn’t hard for Brett Favre to win… unlike real life unfortunately.

Peyton Manning’s One Super Bowl Mistake

Mel Ancholy — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:35:27 +0000

The Super Bowl was almost a great game. Overtime was in view. All Peyton Manning had to do was complete a few more passes and score a touchdown but it just wasn’t in the cards. He pulled a Farve (my favorite player btw). He threw a beautiful pass that was intercepted by one of dem Saints. No Super Bowl win for the Colts.

Maybe next year…

NFC Championship Playoff Pick 2010

Mel Ancholy — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:30:46 +0000

Who I Think Will Win

Minnesota Vikings @ New Orleans Saints

Brett Favre and the Minnesota Vikings have met their match in New Orleans. If Minnesota can’t score quickly and quiet down the 12th man then New Orleans Saints should be able to dispose of them fairly easy.

Who I Want To Win

Minnesota Vikings. I want to see Brett Favre go out a Super Bowl Champion.

Who do you think will pull off the victory this weekend?

Super Bowl 44

Mel Ancholy — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:57:52 +0000

Which Super Bowl Would Be The Best?

Saints VS Colts
Saints VS Jets
Vikings VS Colts
Vikings VS Jets

NFL Divisional Playoff Picks 2010

Mel Ancholy — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 21:03:35 +0000

Who I Think Will Win

Arizona Cardinals @ New Orleans Saints

The Saints started to decline in performance at the end of the season. I think Kurt Warner and the Cards will fight harder to win the game.

Baltimore Ravens @ Indianapolis Colts

The Colts defense will make it difficult for Joe Flacco to perform all day long.

Dallas Cowboys @ Minnesota Vikings

I think the Vikings realize that this chance may not come around again for quite some time because they have an icon at the QB position. Look for them to fight hard.

New York Jets @ San Diego Chargers

The Chargers will flop like they always do. Look for the Jets to gain confidence with this win. Too bad they are going to hit a brick wall next week when they play the Colts.

Who I Want To Win

Saints
Colts
Vikings
Jets

Who do you think will pull off the victories this weekend?

Plaxico Burress Sentenced To 2 Years In Prison

Mel Ancholy — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:44:48 +0000

Plaxico vs State of New York

Plaxico Burress carried a gun into a nightclub but he did not have the license to carry a concealed weapon. Nobody would have even known he had the gun if it didn’t slip down his pant leg and shoot him in the thigh. His life was going pretty good up until that point with a family, NFL career and a Super Bowl victory. Because Plaxico broke state laws he has to serve a two year sentence away from his family.

I am all about people paying for their wrong doing but is his sentence a bit extreme? He didn’t hurt anybody but himself. He didn’t have any intention of shooting anybody and not even himself for that matter.

Who Is More Dumb?

Plaxico for carrying the gun without a permit or the State of New York for cracking down on a family man who made a bad decision?

Brett Favre Can't Make Up His Mind At Sears

Mel Ancholy — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:34:33 +0000

Brett Favre You Are My Hero!

Brett Favre's Last Season

Mel Ancholy — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:23:01 +0000

Brett Favre is my favorite player of all time. He is the reason I began to like the Green Bay Packers. I have to be honest though and wonder how long it is until he NEEDS to retire. So far so good. Sure he throws too many interceptions every year but for the most part he is still one of the best quarterbacks. Teams begin to play better just because of his presense.