Tom Cruise Famous Interviews (15)

Tom Cruise, against his will, sat down with me and he told me how it was.  He has a new movie coming out but is focused on his next film, Georgia.

He is Orthodox Scientologist.  The end of the interview is a bit scary to say the least.  Do you know of a good lawyer?

Mel: Is it safe to assume that you are crazy?

Tom Cruise: I am only as crazy as you are.

Mel: I’m depressed.

Tom Cruise: Why are you depressed?

Mel: Because you made me depressed.

Tom Cruise: In what way did I make you crazy?

Mel: Are depression and crazy the same thing?

Tom Cruise: We are delusional in this conversation.

Mel: Tell us about your new movie.

Tom Cruise: Us?

Mel: Well Tom, this is an interview that will be read by millions.

Tom Cruise: Sure.

Mel: Do you hate people?

Tom Cruise: No.

Mel: What religion are you?

Tom Cruise: They told me that I’m Orthodox.

Mel: What will your next career move be?

Tom Cruise: Georgia.

Mel: What is Georgia about?

Tom Cruise: Nicolas Georgia.

Mel: What would you like to say to the protesters?

Tom Cruise: They are not to be trusted.

Mel: Quit being so judgmental Tom!

Tom Cruise: I’ll do what I want and you’ll just sit there and take it.

Mel: Kiss my grits!

Tom Cruise: Ok.

Mel: Well you are kind of scary so I must go.

Tom Cruise: Tell me about it.

Mel: Can’t. I must go… let go of my arm! Help!

[What just happened did not in fact just happen, it was meant as satire and no celebrity was harmed in the making of this satirical interview. Thanks go to Cleverbot for providing the answers to my questions.]

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