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Do not change the tagline of your blog.
If your blog name happens to be “Potato Heaven” your tagline should not be “Idaho’s Fabulous Famous Taters.” Make sure that your tagline is “Just another WordPress.com weblog.” If you keep it “as is” I guarantee WordPress will take notice.
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Be a WordPress.com blogger for WordPress.com.
If you write updates on the WordPress blog your post will automatically go to #1.
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Do not write interesting posts.
Oh wait. Shouldn’t I be on the Blogs of the Day? I suppose I would be the exception to the rule.
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Talk about the weather.
Seriously, this works.
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Post a picture of a pumpkin field.
Here is a picture of a pumpkin field.
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Include the word “Nude” in your title.
The Grand Narrative did and are now on the Blogs of the Day… though their hit count might have something to do with it.
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Talk about a very “hot” topic.
What the crud is Club Penguin?
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Use abbreviations when using cuss words.
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Use way too many tags for each post.
Specifically use should use 41 tags.
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If you want WordPress to take notice of your blog do not write a parody about how to get WordPress to take notice of your blog.
*Attention* This is your chance to leave a comment: I gave ten ways to get noticed by WordPress, what would be number 11?
On January - 11 - 2009
Categories: SEO
LOL. Thanks for the link. #4 links, however, to a post about my toddler. That could be #11 on your list: Talk about your kids. But the weather link you were referencing which is getting a lot of attention is:
http://livingintok.wordpress.com/2009/01/09/and-for-those-who-need-proofminus-80-degrees-f/
Whoever thought talk about the cold weather was so HOT!
I now realize this and changed the link. Thanks for being forgiving. And again I am glad your daughter is doing fine.
I hope your blog continues to see even more success.
Who the hell is Wordpress?
@ buddy
WordPress probably wonders who I am…
Wait WordPress has probably never heard of me so they probably don’t wonder who I am.
lol #7 is my blog : ) Club Penguin is a really fun game and it’s HOT like warcraft and stuffs. And if you go on BOTD there’s at least 4 Club Penguin blogs. : D
Thanks for clearing that up. I never heard of it until I started blogging with WordPress.
Your right about it being Hot because one of these four blogs are always in the top 100 WordPress blogs.
Thanks for stopping by.
Thanks to everyone who has enjoyed being mentioned on this blog. Thanks for the sense of humor!
I propose a new penguin site
That’s Great!!
my blog doesn’t fit all those description but somehow we still made it in the top 100 blogs of the day.
i guess it’s just luck for us.
Thanks for stopping by Julie. I hope you continue to charm WordPress through all your hard work!
I don’t want to be famous. I just want people to like me, REALLY like me.
I’m too lazy to put the comment I did before it didn’t send. So I will say congrats gryphon on being the 100 comment.
Club Penguin is an interactive world for children to “Waddle Around and Meet New Friends”.