1. Do not change the tagline of your blog.

    .” If you keep it “as is” I guarantee WordPress will take notice.

  2. Be a WordPress.com blogger for WordPress.com.

    If you write updates on the your post will automatically go to #1.

  3. Do not write interesting posts.

    Oh wait.  Shouldn’t I be on the ?  I suppose I would be the exception to the rule.

  4. Talk about the weather.

    <Seriously, .

  5. Post a picture of a pumpkin field.

    Here is a picture of a pumpkin field

  6. Include the word “Nude” in your title.

    did and are now on the Blogs of the Day… though their hit count might have something to do with it.

  7. Talk about a very “hot” topic.

    What the crud is

  8. Use abbreviations when using cuss words.

    WTF

  9. Use way too many tags for each post.

    Specifically use should use .

  10. If you want WordPress to take notice of your blog do not write a parody about how to get WordPress to take notice of your blog.

    *Attention* This is your chance to leave a comment: I gave ten ways to get noticed by WordPress, what would be number 11?