UPDATE: It Is May 21, 2011 and Not One Single Person Has Been Raptured!
Where is the massive earthquake? Why aren’t people being carried up into heaven? Because Harold Camping was wrong… again (recall 1994).
I want to laugh and I will a little but at the same time I am a little aggravated with Camping. Whether he did this intentionally or was honestly sincere, the bottom line is that he screwed with people’s lives. Not mine of course because I didn’t buy his false prophecy for one second.
I hope his followers quit following him and can move on with life! Life here is grand and besides, Jesus called people to make disciples of him and not to go about screaming about the end of the world.
Original Post
I thought I would inform you that the world is apparently going to end this May. May 21st to be exact. Make sure you live it up over the next couple of months. All I can say is that it sure has been a fun ride…
End Times Prophet
Who is this end times prophet that has predicted the end of the world? His name is Harold Camping. He is an 89-year-old man who has come up with a mathematical formula (from what I understand, feel free to correct me) for predicting the rapture of God’s people.
Do Me a Favor
If you truly believe that the world will end on May 21, 2011 then please feel free to empty your bank account and deposit your money into mine. I would be more than happy to put a paypal donation button on Dummies of the Year.
So Dummies readers, what will you do with the last couple of months you have left here on earth? Share in the comments!
I will do one better. Every living person can send me their money and I will give a money back guarantee if the world does not end (though I will charge a $100 service fee)
How’s that better? Don’t listen to Bearman folks. Either you have faith that the world will end or you don’t.
Don’t listen to either of them! You want to send all your money to Wombania where it will be well cared for by the Wombat King and put to good use. Guaranteed! Your money will definitely have more fun with me.
Wow, that does sound better!
I was just going to buy a burger with the money.
Harold Camping is a nutjob. Everybody knows the world won’t end until December 21, 2012. The Mayans have been doing this kind of stuff longer than Camping.
So maybe I should write a post titles “Harold Camping versus The Mayans”
Thanks for the blog idea!
Oh goody, we will not miss out on our wedding anniversary on 18th may then. I’d hate the world to end earlier & miss our anniversary. My wife would never forgive me
I’ll miss mine. It won’t be for a couple of more months after this all ends. Congrats to you
Sad for me 
I’m sure that May 21st will come and go without incident, as will October 21st of this year and December 21st of next year. I’m an autistic, music-making person. I do believe in God and Jesus Christ. I pray every day and every night and read the Bible everyday. Harold Camping and his Family Radio cult are the ones behind the May 21st doomsday prediction. They have crossed the line, for that prediction is a complete and utter heresy. It’s a sham! It’s a mockery! It’s a mockery of a sham! The Bible states that no one knows when the world would end but our Heavenly Father. It is time that Harold Camping and his Family Radio cult must stop the insanity, as Susan Powter used to say. The following link explains why Harold Camping is a false prophet and why the world will not end on May 21st or October 21st: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z5xXPyjRAs
Don’t drink the Kool-Aid! (In other words: don’t let people, like Harold Camping, lead you astray!)
Thanks for the great comment Don. I agree with all of your thoughts. Also, thanks for providing the link.
2 weeks left. When you talk about money, where is your heart?
For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils – 1 Timothy 6:19
Please don’t question my heart. You can’t judge a person’s heart based on one blog post.
This is a humor/satire site. I would never really want anybody to give me their money.
There are two weeks left. It will come and go without incident. Then the person who made this prediction will come up with an excuse as to why the end of the world didn’t happen and then they will try another prediction.
If you actually see this comment I want you to do me a favor. Feel free to reply to this comment. Then in two weeks, after May 21, you can feel free to come back here a let us know why the world didn’t end.
oh look! the world didn’t end.
Commom sense isn’t commom anymore