Since the world is going to end May 21, 2011 December 21, 2012, I think it is smart that you are informed on how to survive!
5 Must Have Items to Survive the End of the World
1. Beer
Party like it is the end of the world because it is the end of the world! I will be purchasing plenty of Hefeweizen beer. Of course I prefer to drink my beer for taste and not to get tipsy. I want to be mentally alert when the destruction begins.
2. Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Invite all your friends over for an end times sleepover. Of course you won’t be sleeping because you will be enthralled in the adventures of Frodo and Samwise!
3. Snuggie
In order to party with the cult who predicted the end of the world, you need to make sure you are wearing your Snuggie Blanket!
4. Cocaine
Not the Drug you big dummy. The energy drink. Stock up on these, Red Bull or whatever is your favorite form of caffeine. Since there are lots of time zones and you don’t know when this destruction is going to happen, make sure you are buzzing high for the next 24 hours.
5. Hard Hat
Let’s be honest, the end of the world is dangerous and since it is dangerous you need protective headgear. When mountains start to crumble you don’t want to be the doofus who is covering their head with their hands.
I would love to hear some more survival tips from you. Share in the comments!
Your world might end on May 21, but my world isn’t going to end until December 21, 2012. Go Mayans!
Rooting for the Mayans are you? You just know that they are your only chance to be voted into office.
Yep, my money is on the Mayans too!
What about your money being on Ahmnodt? He needs all the campaign support he can get.
Can we skip the second of the 3 Lord of the Rings Movies. Sooooooooooooooooooo boring.
Choose another trilogy or series of movies and we will put it up for a vote!
Godfather?
Hmm or you could hurry up the end of the world by watching the Twilight Tril
Do we have to watch the 3rd movie?
I love Twilight! Did I just type that out loud?
Naked Gun!!!
I’m not allowed to watch porn.
Don’t worry they shoot blanks (
Star Wars!
Sounds good to me!
Yeah bearman! Someone who doesn’t lose reason whenever Peter Jackson’s name is mentioned. For me to sit for that long it’s got to be rivetting, and the second one wasn’t! I’d substitute a lot of short funny video clips in myy end of the world bunker!
The entire Police Academy series, because like you said, gotta figure in time zones.
While we are talking about 80′s movies can we watch Karate Kid also?
I think the Mayans had the right of it – the May 21 end of the world prediction is an elaborate hoax started by some friends of mine (I do have one or two) in a none too subtle ploy to excuse not buying me a pressie for my birthday on May 22nd !
Almost happy birthday!
If it’s a hoax then what are your friends going to do on May 22nd when we are all hung over from too many energy drinks?
Sheez Duncan, it’ll be a bitch if they are right though (
On the other hand, wouldn’t do any harm to bring my birthday celebration forward a day – just in case !!!
So you are going to celebrate your birthday on the end of the world?
And don’t forget the safety goggles!
The end of the world is always a lot of fun… until someone looses an eye!
Safety goggles? Good idea! Do you know where I can buy them in bulk?
I know a guy…
Yes me too, poor friggin Carol ….
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Great pic Loon
Thanks for all the great comments today!
Police Squad!
Is this a raid or is that a movie?
Well, I already pushed my credit cards to the max, and I borrowed money from everyone I know with an IOU date of 2015. I’m pretty ready for the world to come to an end. Now to stock up on Oodles of Noodles.
You could get out of debt quick by having everyone who really thinks the worlds going to end paypal you their life savings.
I’m still waiting for everyone to send me their money, but no one has yet. Why can’t you attract more gullible fans? Your Dummies are not dumb enough, apparently.
It takes a while for their brains to turn to mush, Binky. But there lies the problem. Once their brains turn to mush and they would want to give you their money, you will also have developed a mushy brain. You will also want to give all your money away.
One day I will be rich
Unfortunately, I have only negative money. If you inherit my wealth, you’ll be worse off than you already are.
Oh… thanks for the warning.
If someone would pay me enough I could be really dumb! Oh wait, that was my last job.
Were you my co-worker?
The hard hat is a definite must & a reflective safety vest so all the crazies trying to escape don’t run you down. Pizza, you forgot to mention stockpiling pizza to get you through the destruction. Who knows how long it could be before pizza shops are back up & running…
Pizza! You’re a genius!
Thanks for all the great comments today!