Who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a Nobel Prize.
9 months isn’t really that long. It only feels like a maternity.
My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they’ll marry each other. Sure, like my son is going to marry someone twice his age…
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
“Excuse me, sir, will the pizza be long?” “No sir it’ll be round.”