What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today. But it’s definitely up there.
My laziness is like the number 8. Once it lies down, it becomes infinite.
I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work.
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.