“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?” Dad: I just wanted to…. make my presents felt.
Where do you learn how to make ice cream? In sundae school.
To whoever stole my anti-depressants I hope you’re happy now.
“Doc, I think I have ADHD. I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.” Doctor: That’s not how ADHD works. “But I keep losing my Focus!”
If Snape from Harry Potter worked in IT he would be Server-us Snape…..