Here are 10 Shower Thoughts to entertain your day. These all come from the popular Reddit subreddit /r/ShowerThoughts.
"Baby Yoda's first word probably came after his second word"
"Due to the existence of fireworks in the LOTR universe, middle earth historically speaking is probably only a few hundred years away from guns and military explosives"
"It’s gotta feel so good to moo as a cow. Probably feels really good to moo."
"It’s funny how people who get a tattoo receive comments like “that’s for the rest of your life”, while people who are getting a baby don’t"
"Toothpaste commercials are dubbed so badly so you pay attention to the actors' mouth/teeth."
"A circle is a shape, a letter, and a number."
"We live in a age that takes nothing serious but everything personal."
Drivers that don't use their signal are people that literally don't lift a finger to make others safer around them.
"Before a child is born, the parents spend so much energy hoping that their baby is normal. Then after it is born, they hope it grows up to be something special."
"If you exhale while pooping and peeing, all three states of matter are leaving your body at the same time."